Oh my gawd! What’s the fucking deal with all these goddam cooking shows?!
I mean, when did it become amusing to watch people yell at each other while cooking food that I will have no chance in fucking hell prepare myself?!
If they have to show people make gay french cuisine then fucking show me how to make frog legs or creme brulée or all that fancy shit, instead of showing Gordon “I’ve-got-serious-emotional-issuses” Ramsay scream at those poor wannabe-cooks try to do just half as good as the friggin God of the Kitchens!!!
I don’t give a fuck about Gordon Ramsay, but what I do give a fuck about is creme bru-fucking-lée!
Don't worry, it's kosher 