Shopping with you girlfriend

Posted: November 16, 2011 in Everyday life, Misc.
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Shopping for clothes with my girlfriend. Again.

I don’t know why every single guy hates this so much, but we do. We really do.

We hate it almost as much as shopping clothes for ourselves (and if you are one of those dudes who actually like to shop for clothes, then sorry dude, but you gay).

What the stores need is to look IKEA over the shoulders and make a “man-care”, like a daycare but for men, where the poor guys can hang out, watch some cage fighting and drink a beer while their wives or girlfriends shop for clothes or shoes or shit…

/Joe out

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Fucking kitchen shows

Posted: November 8, 2011 in Tv shows
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Oh my gawd! What’s the fucking deal with all these goddam cooking shows?!

I mean, when did it become amusing to watch people yell at each other while cooking food that I will have no chance in fucking hell prepare myself?!

If they have to show people make gay french cuisine then fucking show me how to make frog legs or creme brulée or all that fancy shit, instead of showing Gordon “I’ve-got-serious-emotional-issuses” Ramsay scream at those poor wannabe-cooks try to do just half as good as the friggin God of the Kitchens!!!

I don’t give a fuck about Gordon Ramsay, but what I do give a fuck about is creme bru-fucking-lée!

Hanks!!

Posted: November 7, 2011 in Tv shows
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So I finally started watching the new season of Dexter and then all of a sudden, motherfucking Tom Hanks!!!

… But then, it’s his friggin’ son!
Damn, talk about lookalikes!

Dumb bastards…

Posted: November 6, 2011 in Education, Everyday life, Misc.
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I was “stalking” people from my old elementary school from like, way back in the day and I was curious as to what they’ve all become, since I’ve barely had contact with 90 % of them for the past 5 or 6 years.

And frankly, I was shocked! I was shocked to see that I was right all the way!

Most of the people in my school were the kind of kids who hang out a little too long with some of the wrong people and barely paid attention in class. I hang with solely with the “good” people – mostly because all the “wrong” people made sure to make my everyday life a living hell during the 10 years I spend in elementary.

But I knew I’d have my revenge. When I graduated with top grades and actually made something of myself and they – poor bastards – simply couldn’t because they were too dumb to graduate from “High School” (what we in Denmark call gymnasium – which is after elementary and before university).

Thus! They are all fucking crack heads and retards who don’t have an education and don’t care to get one because “I can always get that job at McDonald’s”

… Well, impressive. And you where they one who bullied me?


 

I’m still here

Posted: November 5, 2011 in Uncategorized

So, it’s been a while since I’ve been around – mainly because nothing’s come up lately.

… And the guy playing the music just left his “turn-table” but the monotenous music still keeps playing… Wtf?!