Posts Tagged ‘photoshop’

Obviously the world fucks itself up whenever I’m not around at home. Dio died. Dennis Hopper died. Gary Coleman died. And among all this death I totally forgot this son of a bitch:

People in Guatemala really should stop trying to divide by zero. That shit ain't right.

Yes. That is a huge ass fucking hole in the ground. And no, it is not some photoshopped crap

Photoshopped crap

… It really, really is a huge fucking hole in the middle of an intersection in Guatemala City

Yes. Right there.

… Where three houses used to be. The freaky thing though, is that a similar thing occured in Guatemala City just three years ago, killing three people.

Damn nature, you scary!
So what kind of freak of nature is this motherfucker?  Well, a mother fucking sinkhole like this bitch

This bitch.

is formed by the gradual dissolution of fucking subsurface rock (usually rock such as limestone or motherfucking carbonate rock) by circulating ground water. As the rock dissolves, big ass spaces and caverns develop underground until only a bitch thin layer of support remains on top. At one point that fucking layer also collapses revealing the years of fucking erosion beneath, and often an underground fucking river far below.



… So, I don’t really know what’s kosher and what’s not, so if there’s any jews out there, I really don’t care if you get offended. Anywho it’s time to introduce myself: I come from the lands of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow *insert viking-ish battle cry in the 1970’s manner of Robert Plant*. When I’m not blogging, which is actually not a very time consuming part of my week, I listen to and write music (or at least I try), take photographs (with my camera) and play around with them in photoshop, also I’ve recently started writing fiction again after hitting a dry spell back in ’05, which means that I really haven’t completed anything since.
As I wrote, music plays a huge part in my life, and I picked up the guitar (a sucky spanish bastard that costed ’round 15€) when I was 15 and I’ve played it ever since (I replaced it with a Gibson SG a year and a half later). Mostly I listen to bluesy stuff from Robert Johnson to ZZ Top, but I get around with some classic rock ‘n roll, heavy metal, thrash and the occasional Cannibal Corpse.
About my writing… I like to write fiction of all sorts – except for tacky Danielle Steel-stuff (that shit makes me vomit – litteraly) from mysteries to horror/gore-novellas (in my last year of elementary school, my style was compared to Bret Easton Ellis’ American Psycho, which I took as a huge compliment, especially because I only was 15 years old, at that time). My dream is to finish a real novel sometime, but so far I’ve only managed to finish a few novellas or short stories.
Anyway, I suck at writing these profile/facebook-type intros, so I’m tell more aabout myself through my blog and its contents, and remember:
“No todas las vacas están hechos para el ordeño.”