Posts Tagged ‘iphone’

Okay, people buy stupid shit these days. But this

Is probably the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever seen. Allow me to introduce… Phoneballs!

Now you can protect your precious iPhone with nothing less than the awesome power of coloured, rubber testicles!

Need to protect your iPhone from everyday cuts and scrapes? Have a soft spot in your heart for testicles? Just feel like your iPhone needs some balls?

Oh yes. They are dead serious. And you know what else is dead serious? The price of the Phoneballs.

The iPhone-testies can be yours for just…

$ 15*

Holy shit. 15 bucks for a silicone casing with a pair of  shaved testicles? They gotta be fucking kidding! The only possible upside is the fact that 10% (yeah, just $ 1,5) of the proceeds goes to testicular cancer research. Yeah.

*This includes free shipping of cause.

… Fuck the iPhone. Piece of shit mobile phone. Seriously, I hate the fucking thing, it’s expensive and it’s ugly, the only cool thing about it is the Apple App Store. I seriously love apps, and if I had a brain tumor and actually bought a piece of crap-phone I’d fill it with ’em. But I don’t own an iPhone. I fucking hate iPods too. I even own an iPod, but only because I just can’t seem to find any other mp3-player with a 120 GB harddisc. And I’m a lazy person, I hate to sort out what music I want on my mp3-player and what music I don’t, so I choose the easy way: just upload all my music to the goddamn thing.

Damn it, I’m getting a nokia.