Posts Tagged ‘gary coleman’

What does Ronnie “Black Sabbath” James Dio, Dennis “Easy rider” Hopper, Gary “Whatcha talkin’ about, Willis?” Coleman and this ugly fucker

No wonder the ugly fuck was left on the street

… Have in common? Well, they are all dead. Meet Miss Ellie, a Chinese Crested who, last year won the prestigeous(?) title of being the “World’s ugliest dog”.

I only have one thing to say: Damn, that’s one ugly dog.

What the fuck? I’m away for five fucking days, and all hell breaks loose. Yesterday I found out that this dude died of cancer:

He had cancer in his ass and now he's dead. But he's still 800 times more awesome than you'll ever be.

Actually, that wasn’t that surprising when you think about it. Because he kinda looked like this:

And when you look like this:

You might wanna start thinking about writing your will and maybe arrange something with your favourite undertaker:

Yes. That dude.

But then out of fucking nowhere, Gary fucking Coleman falls, hits his head and dies from an epidural hematoma. 

…And now we’ll never know what the fuck Willis was talking about.