Posts Tagged ‘apple’

Darth Vader/iPhone 4… Do you spot the difference? Well, for a long time, I couldn’t. Both were the shiny incarnations of pure evil.

But I must admit it. I just might have turned to the Dark Side because I really, really need to get an iPhone 4.

I mean, it’s beautiful, flashy and most of all, it’s a swiss army knife in a phone! I mean, look at all those awesome apps!

I don’t care about fun games or silly sound and/or light-effects but I just feel that owning an iPhone just might help make my day easier and more enjoyable… If you don’t know what I mean or just think that I’m a silly retard, take a look at the app store and see for your self!

I’d bet my ass that you can find at least a dusin apps you’d want!

So, there’s a new iPhone coming out.

I followed Steve Job’s speech last night when he revealed the thing, and I must admit, that’s one tasty son of a bitch, if you like stainless steel and glass. But that’s about it. Yeah, that retina display-thingy is awesome, but what the hell? You basically get the same stuff as the previous iPhone but with a new design and a nice display?

Is that really it? Sure you are able to make videocalls, and damn, like that’s something new? When can I ask my iPhone to make me a cop of coffee?

or a goddamned sandwich?

Yeah I thought that new thing was gonna revolutionize something, not just be a designer version of the previous one?

… Disappointing

… Fuck the iPhone. Piece of shit mobile phone. Seriously, I hate the fucking thing, it’s expensive and it’s ugly, the only cool thing about it is the Apple App Store. I seriously love apps, and if I had a brain tumor and actually bought a piece of crap-phone I’d fill it with ’em. But I don’t own an iPhone. I fucking hate iPods too. I even own an iPod, but only because I just can’t seem to find any other mp3-player with a 120 GB harddisc. And I’m a lazy person, I hate to sort out what music I want on my mp3-player and what music I don’t, so I choose the easy way: just upload all my music to the goddamn thing.

Damn it, I’m getting a nokia.