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Shopping with you girlfriend

dontworryitskosher — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 12:07:51 +0000

Shopping for clothes with my girlfriend. Again.

I don’t know why every single guy hates this so much, but we do. We really do.

We hate it almost as much as shopping clothes for ourselves (and if you are one of those dudes who actually like to shop for clothes, then sorry dude, but you gay).

What the stores need is to look IKEA over the shoulders and make a “man-care”, like a daycare but for men, where the poor guys can hang out, watch some cage fighting and drink a beer while their wives or girlfriends shop for clothes or shoes or shit…

/Joe out

Fucking kitchen shows

dontworryitskosher — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 17:19:12 +0000

Oh my gawd! What’s the fucking deal with all these goddam cooking shows?!

I mean, when did it become amusing to watch people yell at each other while cooking food that I will have no chance in fucking hell prepare myself?!

If they have to show people make gay french cuisine then fucking show me how to make frog legs or creme brulée or all that fancy shit, instead of showing Gordon “I’ve-got-serious-emotional-issuses” Ramsay scream at those poor wannabe-cooks try to do just half as good as the friggin God of the Kitchens!!!

I don’t give a fuck about Gordon Ramsay, but what I do give a fuck about is creme bru-fucking-lée!

Hanks!!

dontworryitskosher — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 21:46:45 +0000

So I finally started watching the new season of Dexter and then all of a sudden, motherfucking Tom Hanks!!!

… But then, it’s his friggin’ son!
Damn, talk about lookalikes!

Dumb bastards…

dontworryitskosher — Sun, 06 Nov 2011 17:41:16 +0000

I was “stalking” people from my old elementary school from like, way back in the day and I was curious as to what they’ve all become, since I’ve barely had contact with 90 % of them for the past 5 or 6 years.

And frankly, I was shocked! I was shocked to see that I was right all the way!

Most of the people in my school were the kind of kids who hang out a little too long with some of the wrong people and barely paid attention in class. I hang with solely with the “good” people – mostly because all the “wrong” people made sure to make my everyday life a living hell during the 10 years I spend in elementary.

But I knew I’d have my revenge. When I graduated with top grades and actually made something of myself and they – poor bastards – simply couldn’t because they were too dumb to graduate from “High School” (what we in Denmark call gymnasium – which is after elementary and before university).

Thus! They are all fucking crack heads and retards who don’t have an education and don’t care to get one because “I can always get that job at McDonald’s”

… Well, impressive. And you where they one who bullied me?

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Cops Will Always Be Bastards. GREAT MOMENTS IN DRUNKEN HOOKUP FAILURE [Balls Deep] (deadspin.com)
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I’m still here

dontworryitskosher — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 18:41:38 +0000

So, it’s been a while since I’ve been around – mainly because nothing’s come up lately.

I’m at a koncert. It’s electronic music of some kind

dontworryitskosher — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 23:13:27 +0000

… And the guy playing the music just left his “turn-table” but the monotenous music still keeps playing… Wtf?!

Living alone is awesome. You don’t need to close the door to take a dump!

dontworryitskosher — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 09:11:58 +0000

Do monocles cost half as much as glasses?

dontworryitskosher — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 22:29:58 +0000

Like a sir!

I am so fucking hung over… Why the Hell won’t I ever learn?

dontworryitskosher — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 13:24:33 +0000

… It is never too late to stop drinking is it?

So there is a guy sittin in a room on the other side of the court yard of my dormatory… He’s fat, naked and probably masturbating

dontworryitskosher — Mon, 04 Jul 2011 22:52:18 +0000

Goddammit I need a fuckin drink…